There is a subtle art to master in complaining about a thing while also turning it into an object of pride.
Read moreStruggles: An Appreciation
Visualization of Struggle in a New Yorker’s Daily Life.
Feelings: A Linguistic Ailment
"I feel, therefore; I am."
If one is asked an “Either/Or” question, feelings are irrelevant.
Read moreWhy Hayley Mills Ruined Our Lives
Hayley Mills acted as an agent of the Disney company to lie to generations of American children, setting up unrealistic expectations that made growing up more tedious.
Read moreSustenance Abuse
An example of a photo that should not be taken, especially with a flash.
I have come to the conclusion that there are acceptable and unacceptable ways to enjoy oneself while eating out.
Read moreIn-Flight Entertainment
An ideal flying situation is one that involves a deaf foreigner sitting next to me who has politely taken a sedative.
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